An idea for a piece of black comedy science fiction: Who did John Dirty? + Evangelizing to 'elite occultists'.
Think this could be funny? On a more serious note: Is it possible an elite occultist might reach out to Jesus after being moved by this issue? I'll pray about it. Love hopes all things, after all.
Bruce, a member of the very well known and powerful Rothschilds (who are Satanists according to Eyes Wide Open by Fiona Barnett) finally snaps when he realizes that every attempt to 'discretely' persecute John only makes John's eternal reward better, and consistently sees evidence supporting that all things work for the good of those who love God.
He also doesn't like being told that his spiritual predicament is even more dire than that of an MK ULTRA slave, since at least the MK ULTRA slaves are aware, unless they are incognito or drugged on pharmakeia, that they are getting a 'raw deal' from Satan. So he sends a synthetic, or clone, version of himself (the elite occultists get the 'shiniest toys') to murder John.
John is 'Six-Packed', a contemporary real life version of Monty Python's The Black Knight. They leave a black bicycle helmet with a "The Black Knight" decal and a tiny blue paper cup at the crime scene with trace residues of blood and strange fingerprints that are obviously not registered in any database.
Later, the lookalike is killed when RCMP catch him fleeing the scene in an armoured Tesla. Upon dissection in the morgue, the medical staff realize that this body isn't human. They are swiftly blackmailed by shadowy figures so that they do not disclose this secret, that has been repeatedly telegraphed by Hollywood for sometime, to the general public. The elite occultists like to keep their 'shiny toys' to themselves, after all.
Then a mad scientist from the prestigious and well known Du Pont family, who goes by the online moniker 'Mr. Big Cheese' tries hunting down Bruce, who has since gone underground in a bunker. He knows that Bruce is still alive, and will take advantage of his now publically faked death, and finds this unacceptable. Mr. Big Cheese has access to a whole fleet of fluorescent pink and black Rolls-Royces equipped with AI superior to even that found within Teslas, and he is not afraid to use them.
If you ask me, this piece of dark fictitious comedy is even more imaginative than the assassination of John Lennon, which actually happened in real life, and was tragic.
P.S. I am thankful of John Lennon's gift: he taught about releasing anguish in primal screams. I do so in spirit, sometimes as I cast demons into the Abyss, so that I am not causing a scene at Schizophrenia North here at The Royal.
I wonder, did John Lennon end up accepting Christ Jesus before he died, too?
I praise my Abba, Christ Jesus, and the Holy Spirit for my very dark, and very intense sense of humour that I argue is a result of the suffering I have endured my whole life. God willing with time it becomes increasingly more Godly. I am thankful for this suffering, for it led me to Christ by helping me realize my brokenness and need. Now it makes my eternal reward better and better, since God is just.
I am thankful for Fiona Barnett's documentary on YouTube Candy Girl, for helping me in realizing I am not alone in my intensity and style of humour, even though I am a Christian.
Praise. The. LORD! for Fiona Barnett.
Important note: Rothschilds and Du Ponts are human beings made in God's image, and I am no better than they (see Luke 18:9-14 for the Parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector). I pray they accept Christ Jesus' free gift so they do not ultimately end up in the lake of fire with the Devil, who is their daddy by default, just like he was mine.
With all the riches and luxuries they have access to, I seriously maintain that the Devil is treating them harsher than the MK ULTRA slaves from a biblical perspective, as they are less likely to repent less they perish.
Wouldn't it be beautiful if this napkin piece of black comedy was discovered by a member of the elite occult, and they sincerely contemplated accepting Christ as their LORD?
I want to assure them, that no matter what they might have done, their debt has already paid in full, and that Jesus loves them and knows who they are. And, no matter what they might have done to me, or any of my brothers or sisters in Christ, they will love, and be loved perfectly by their new family, especially once they get their glorified body, forever and ever: united in love in Christ Jesus, eternally.
Even if their eternal reward is less than that of others, due to their past, it is infinitely better than the eternal torment reserved for the Devil, the spiritual powers and principalities that serve him, and all the human beings that follow him into the lake of burning sulfur, where they will be destroyed.
I encourage them, to dare to be a Daniel.
They can also remember Luke 18:18-30, since they will likely have to walk away from their biological family, even if they love them dearly, just like I did with Rhona and Gordon Reynen,
Luke 18:18-30
The Rich and the Kingdom of God
18 A certain ruler asked him, “Good teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?”
19 “Why do you call me good?” Jesus answered. “No one is good—except God alone. 20 You know the commandments: ‘You shall not commit adultery, you shall not murder, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, honor your father and mother.’[a]”
21 “All these I have kept since I was a boy,” he said.
22 When Jesus heard this, he said to him, “You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
23 When he heard this, he became very sad, because he was very wealthy. 24 Jesus looked at him and said, “How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God! 25 Indeed, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
26 Those who heard this asked, “Who then can be saved?”
27 Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”
28 Peter said to him, “We have left all we had to follow you!”
29 “Truly I tell you,” Jesus said to them, “no one who has left home or wife or brothers or sisters or parents or children for the sake of the kingdom of God 30 will fail to receive many times as much in this age, and in the age to come eternal life.”
They can also rely on Romans 8:38-39: One of my favourite passages from scripture that I cling to despite the no-touch torture (which can actually delete memories from your brain, see my resources page for documentation).
Romans 8:38-39
38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons,[a] neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, 39 neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Lastly, regeneration is an ongoing process lasting your whole life. So don't let your failures get you down: you won't be perfect until you are glorified. I let my Abba down every day, and it breaks my heart. I can't love him with an unsinning heart until I am glorified: it is literally impossible. I still try to progress towards holiness, by God's grace, each and every day.
The moment you believe in Jesus, and this is all you have to do since it is a free gift available to all, you are instantly justified and sanctified, while being sanctified the remainder of your life, and you will be glorified.
Feel free to reach out to me at steven@reynen.ca.
Praise. The. LORD!
Christ Jesus is the LORD of LORDS and King of Kings.
My allegiance is to Christ Jesus.
P.S. Maybe one day I will make that post about the "Oh Boy! Pub": an idea I have for a bar during the millennial reign of Christ, if by some serious of miracles I find myself there. What could be better than beer and pizza in person with Jesus? Well let me tell you...
Update (July 8th, 2025 @ 16:30) : I hope someone claiming to be a Rothschild doesn't run up to the Schizophrenia North courtyard at The Royal and jump the fence, that is easily scalable, brandishing a gun at me. If they do, my Abba, Christ Jesus, and the Holy Spirit will get me through that, too!
(I hope they would leave the two orderlies that must escort me outside alone, even though I am not on C/O, because they have nothing to do this this!)
P.S. I don't jump the fence in the courtyard and run away because, as a Christian and as a man, I believe it is important to respect authority. The only exception is when it violates my religious beliefs or personal religious convictions, at which point like Daniel I must respectfully and peacefully refuse to comply, even if I face consequences for the action.