Quadruple Dipping for Christ Jesus (*Warning: Speculation*)
People mock me for this, but (not Triple, but!) Quadruple Dipping for Jesus' is how I explain this concept (and remember, I am not a prophet, I don't know when my time will come). It makes me want to dance and sing God's praises!
Single Dip: I will be glorified.
Double Dip: I might get martyred for Jesus! Hallelujah!
Triple Dip: I might get beheaded during the tribulation and be there for the millennial reign of Christ! Praise. the. LORD! (It would take many miracles!)
Quadruple Dip: If by some miracle(s) I am there for the millennial reign of Christ Jesus (the Lord of Lords himself!) I could have a wife and kids during what I imagine would be peace time, so I won't have to worry if they end up with Williams Syndrome in a mean world, like me! (Please note: I would like a wife before then, ideally, but she must be Christian, and be alright with me being weird. See Psalm 31:30. Maybe she quadruple dips for Jesus with me! And we are excited as we get beheaded!).
Hallelujah!
Revelation 20:4-6
4 Then I saw thrones, and the people sitting on them had been given the authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their testimony about Jesus and for proclaiming the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his statue, nor accepted his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They all came to life again, and they reigned with Christ for a thousand years.
5 This is the first resurrection. (The rest of the dead did not come back to life until the thousand years had ended.) 6 Blessed and holy are those who share in the first resurrection. For them the second death holds no power, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him a thousand years.
Psalm 31:30
Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain,
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
P.S. Here is a timely passage I just saw on BibleGateway!
Psalm 121:7-8
The Lord will keep you from all evil; he will keep your life. The Lord will keep your going out and your coming in from this time forth and forevermore.
Maybe he will keep me around long enough to 'quadruple dip for Jesus'!
He keeps saving me from a terrible death, over and over again!